On April 1st 1998, Burger King took out a full page in the USA today newspaper introducing a new variant of the Whopper which was designed specifically for lefties. This new burger was the same as the original but was rotated 180 degrees. Nonetheless, thousands of people swarmed BK’s up and down the U.S demanding a left-handed burger.
So you've just paid for that Jeff Goldbloom shower curtain that you might, definitely maybe need at some point in the future because your bacon strips shower curtain is looking a bit dated. That's arriving just before your Donald Trump toilet paper which will almost certainly get used one way or another. But then you see little hands for your fingers so you get them too.